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Apparently One Direction is staying in the same hotel that I am in New York right now.
Leaving the hotel to a chorus of “What Makes You Beautiful” sung by a group of biddie fangirls is truly a surreal and slightly terrifying experience.

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My dad and I drove to pick my brother up from his barracks. He was standing out front with a bunch of other cadets, so naturally I stuck my head out the window and shouted “Get in loser we’re going shopping!”

He didn’t get it. I was still amused.

This is why I should not go places.

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Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just ­sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.

Anneli Rufus (via airplanes)

Posted in honor of the fact that I am leaving at an ungodly hour of the morning tomorrow to spend about 10 days socializing, which in this case means being polite and looking right and not bringing up nerdy, awkward, or sexual things in everyday conversation. So yeah, I will be acting my ass off.

Also I’ll be genuinely proud watching my brother graduate from West Point, which should probably be the most important part of this.

(via elisechinchilla)

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Nerd Problems: I actually can’t decide if I like the trailer for The Great Gatsby

I’m completely serious. The first time I watched it, I didn’t like it, I thought it looked like they took Moulin Rouge, set it in New York in the 20s, threw Leo DiCaprio in there and called it The Great Gatsby.

But then of course I watched it again, and the scenes/dialogue they actually showed amidst the myriad of parties and confetti and screaming actually seemed like they might be accurate to the book.

So now I actually have to wait to see it to judge. Which is a problem, because I am a very natural judgmental bitch, so waiting until Christmas to judge the movie version of one of my favorite books is an issue.

Yeah, I have weird issues.

Filed under The Great Gatsby f. scott fitzgerald baz luhrmann leonardo dicaprio nerd life my life

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runfreer:

I always tear up at this part!
pintarolas:


“We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you. But that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.
But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you. Or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know that at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you, uh… this. It’s from all of us. And it has written here,
Buffy Summers - Class Protector.” 



Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my inspiration for everything.

runfreer:

I always tear up at this part!

pintarolas:

“We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you. But that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.

But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you. Or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know that at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you, uh… this. It’s from all of us. And it has written here,

Buffy Summers - Class Protector.”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my inspiration for everything.

Filed under Buffy The Vampire Slayer joss whedon buffy summers sarah michelle gellar tv shows

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probabilityofpsychosis:

kei1356:

Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston

『The Avengers』 off shotにて。

Cute look of the original!!

役柄の格好だったり、髪型だったりするのに、気の抜けた素の表情が可愛いんじゃww

THOR YOU FUCKING DIVA

LOKI IN NORMAL PEOPLE CLOTHES.

HOLY FUCK

Everything about this is beautiful

(via fyeahsuperheroes)

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